(sms) meredith & danny

oh jesus, missing letters

u had more than a few drinks

u okay? need me to pick u up?

and yeah, i'm home, why? u around?

duh, at least you didn't tried to skate to your place

sub man... oh yeah okay

and yeah ofc u can

want me to meet u up midway?

o m g, ofc u did. i'm gonna sort out the first aid kit jeez

... yeah pls no, my couch is better than that

omy, treasure hunt at this hour, didn't expected it

where u at? any indications ?? name of streets, shop? bar??

u'd think the guy i know from more than 10y would know that i always freak out  

my couch will survive, and ur not trash, danny

but sure a night on my couch will make u feel better - i hope

... how much you drank already???

ok
you stay here
you don't move from the museum
i'll come get you okay?
YOU DON'T MOVE OR I KICK YOUR ASS

gngngng, a mother HEN?? god you kid these days, can't be grateful  

i'll lend u money if u need to cover the end of the month

huh- i'd like to see u damn try

even sober u can't reach my ass

80??? oh my boi, ur gonna taste the eighties when ill smash your ass unto the ground

well, with all the bullshit you're spitting out, no doubt he have to spill some bullshit in return 

making him pay for something he does to counter you isn't very fair in that configuration

well tiny lobster, u never succeed into kicking my ass for real so still waitin' to see if u can reach me at all

DON'T GO FOR THE NUTS, IT'S A LOW BLOW AND ITS FORBIDDEN BY THE LAW

start by spelling words correctly before callin' me old man, you twink

'm not thinking with my dick ty

AND I'M ON UR SIDE, HERE I AM AT- idk which hour of the night, gettin' to the museum to get you safe

you didn't move did ya??

the law applies to everyone. go for my nuts, i'll go for your face kiddo

a t w i n k, that you are my dearest

'good, good, good, YOU BETTER NOT MOVE OR NO HOT CHOCOLATE OR ANYTHING

gngngngn, ofc i need my nuts

they're precious omg

like ur face is too duh

im close, like 5m close? don't be so impatient

believe me, you are

gngngn, i don't see u complaining about me mothering u

what- what does it have to do with my gayness or whatever now????

ok

i'm speedin' up, promise

im on the other side of the buildin', be here soon, hold on tight

you areeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yeah bc u enjoy it

it's NOT GAY????

nice, move ur ass, its fcking freezing out there